Two kids were walking their dogs in the park. One's dog gets loose. The kid frantically tries to get it back. The other kid whistles and the dog comes running. The first kid says, whoah howd you do thaT? The second kid says...
"IDK it just came to me!"
What did the uncreative pencil say to the paintbrush?
"im drawing a blank"
What do cannibals say at the drive thru?
"You want eyes with that?"
"You want eyes with that?"
Why do cannibals love men named Charlie?
They like their Char grilled
What did the Jew do at the "Klab Ballah"?
"Torah" it up!
What did the wilted lettuce leaf say to the fork?
"Why dont you start fresh?"
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what did matt say to ash after her suspenseful series of clever sayings?
"ash, you've got me on puns and needles!"
what did the kid say to the magic man that granted him the three best wishes he could ask for?
"you're a freaking 'genie-us'!
What's a cannibal's favourite dessert?
J-lo.)
Unsure how to respond to this other than "wow". I really liked the "puns and needles"
ReplyDeleteGood work.
ReplyDeleteI think you're poetry could be less punny. I like puns every once and a while, but sometimes I think we can all overdo it.