What is the Stantonian Association of Interesting People?

My friends, this blog is dedicated to those men and women who go out of their way to be remarkably interesting. In other words, all of those fascinating Stanton students (or, in the rarest of cases, students from other schools) can join this blog to appreciate creative writing developed by us students. I, Braden Beaudreau, the creator of this blog, will post my past, present, and future works on this website, and those who join and comment will get the same opportunities. May all of you live in happiness and peace, and never forget: being interesting is the only way to stand out from the masses.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Puns For the Incredibly Bored

Two kids were walking their dogs in the park. One's dog gets loose. The kid frantically tries to get it back. The other kid whistles and the dog comes running. The first kid says, whoah howd you do thaT? The second kid says...
"IDK it just came to me!"

What did the uncreative pencil say to the paintbrush?
"im drawing a blank"

What do cannibals say at the drive thru?
"You want eyes with that?"

Why do cannibals love men named Charlie?
They like their Char grilled

What did the Jew do at the "Klab Ballah"?
"Torah" it up!

What did the wilted lettuce leaf say to the fork?
"Why dont you start fresh?"

(CAMEOS:
what did matt say to ash after her suspenseful series of clever sayings?
"ash, you've got me on puns and needles!"

what did the kid say to the magic man that granted him the three best wishes he could ask for?
"you're a freaking 'genie-us'!

What's a cannibal's favourite dessert?
J-lo.)


2 comments:

  1. Unsure how to respond to this other than "wow". I really liked the "puns and needles"

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  2. Good work.

    I think you're poetry could be less punny. I like puns every once and a while, but sometimes I think we can all overdo it.

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