The Caves in Virginia

The caves in Virginia are nuts
The second you walk in on a warm October day
(it's 80 degrees outside)
It's cold as shit, like fifty degrees
You reminded me to bring a jacket
and I didn't listen

The caves in Virginia are nuts
The grift is obvious; local tourist trap shit
These people have been doing it forever
And they are losing to the Internet
and Spirit Airlines
(you can fly to Vietnam and see 10x bigger caves for like, $400)

The caves in Virginia, again, are nuts
They have put lights throughout the entire complex
And the ingenuity of man meanders through the meaninglessness of nature

The caves in Virginia are nuts
Vast voids, like those you left in my heart,
With dendrites barely touching
Dripping dripping
Like the leaks from my heart