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Sunday, March 1, 2020

This couch

I hate this fucking couch
It’s blue and hard as fuck
I can’t read shit
My knee cries out in pain

I read in my loveseat
With the same light
That shined when you 
Whined

“I fucking hate how 
Depressed you are
Kill yourself”

I bought the couch with you
For you

I bought the loveseat with my bro
For me

You loved me for six months
He loved me for 16 years (!!)

It has beer stains now
It has ketchup stains now
Cums stains from people I can’t remember

Stains and stains and stains 

I sat here like a man in therapy
Staring at the ceiling
Staring at god
Pleading for reality to forgive me
For being susceptible to serotonin depletion:
Forgive me for serotonin depletion 

The couch hurts my neck
Swedish cushioning 
Loose cushioning
Noose cushioning 
“We fucked this” cushioning

The serotonin comes with
(Socially) Suicidal dreams
With the promise of escape 
From this fucking blue couch
Where we fucked 
Fuck
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