What is the Stantonian Association of Interesting People?

My friends, this blog is dedicated to those men and women who go out of their way to be remarkably interesting. In other words, all of those fascinating Stanton students (or, in the rarest of cases, students from other schools) can join this blog to appreciate creative writing developed by us students. I, Braden Beaudreau, the creator of this blog, will post my past, present, and future works on this website, and those who join and comment will get the same opportunities. May all of you live in happiness and peace, and never forget: being interesting is the only way to stand out from the masses.

Thursday, January 30, 2020

I’ve been peeing in your shampoo bottles

I’ve been peeing in your shampoo bottles
Over in the shower corner there
They were empty 
And you weren’t moving them

Do you even wash your hair

I thought about peeing in your empty
Bottle of soap
Sitting on the bathtub side
Brushing my teeth with toothpaste

Do you even wash your hands

I thought about peeing on your blades
To sterilize the rust that’s growing
Veins of red growing down the side
Oxidization, entropy and urine 

Do you even shave your legs anymore 

My grandma bought me a tea mint shampoo
I bought that same shit for you—
—it stung your eyes 
Who is using it? Who is using it now?

Do you even wash your hair? 
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