What is the Stantonian Association of Interesting People?

My friends, this blog is dedicated to those men and women who go out of their way to be remarkably interesting. In other words, all of those fascinating Stanton students (or, in the rarest of cases, students from other schools) can join this blog to appreciate creative writing developed by us students. I, Braden Beaudreau, the creator of this blog, will post my past, present, and future works on this website, and those who join and comment will get the same opportunities. May all of you live in happiness and peace, and never forget: being interesting is the only way to stand out from the masses.

Wednesday, July 15, 2020

Terroryeet

Send it
Chuck it
Yeet it
Fuck it

The Universe converts itself to kinetic energy
At the end of it all, there is no potential
Just unended light speed into the dark

Rend it
Buck it
End it
Fuck it

Quantum fluctuations: positrons and electrons
Yeet themselves out of the deepest black terror
Heating the darkness for a trillion years

Shove it
Suck it
Love it
Fuck it
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Monday, July 13, 2020

I Love Feeling Bad

Feeling bad feels so fucking good
Sad? Fuck yeah. Depression gets me down.
Mad? Fuck yeah. Anger gets me up.
Feeling bad feels so fucking good

I love riding the wave of uncertainty
Those weeks when the universe folds back in on itself
You can watch the calculations flowing
Down the water on the Potomac swept by the wind
When a trillion trillion futures branch out into infinity

Feeling bad feels so fucking good
Because the utility function of my primate brain
Is so fucking enormous, so fucking engorged
That I can feel the universe itself edging
That I can feel The Edgeless edge

Standing on the edge of a cliff:
Below the eddies and vortices of invisible spacetime
Blow my face, kiss my face, a blow and a kiss:
there are two options, depression or ecstasy
Trump or Biden
Death by suffocation or  asymptomatic transmission

I love feeling bad
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